Michael Jackson has died?!

The headlines say Michael Jackson has died after suffering a heart attack... though the body of the article actually said that nobody really knows anything about what's going on. Live press conference going on right now outside the hospital, though there's no point even attempting to listen in on dial-up. I'm having to be the news hub for people who are at work or haven't got internet access!

I can't help but think that dying is probably a good career move for the guy.