Friday Five: Five things make a post
Apr. 17th, 2026 12:33 pmSelf-Neglect: Self-Neglect is when an adult is unable to meet their own essential physical, psychological, or social needs, which threatens their safety and well-being.Oh. So you mean every single human being who has ever lived on this planet, who will ever live on this planet, or who may, one day in the far future, live on other planets?
2: Speaking of which, I have very mixed feelings about the recent Artemis 2 Moon Mission. On the one hand, I am grateful that human beings are willing to take the risks to explore beyond ever-expanding horizons, and show us portraits of Home that prove we really are in this together. On the other hand, I hate how this stinks of colonialism and capitalist exploitation. On the one hand, we dream of finding life on Mars (even simple, unicellular, life); on the other hand, if we follow
Three: Speaking of which (again), I think this is my favorite photo taken by someone on the Artemis crew. That faint blue crescent is us - all of us (who each need help meeting our physical, psychological, and social needs).
IV: I've been watching a lot of YouTube. One of my favorite channels is PattyCake Productions. Located in Orlando. Florida, their bread and butter is fully cinematic parodies of Disney fairy tale classics, told from the P.O.V. of side characters and villains. All their songs and music are originals. This is their latest. With properly human-edited closed captions (the [cc] button is in the upper right):
Five: I've been getting the itch to write prose fiction again. But the last few years have been (barely acknowledged by me) emotionally and cognitively draining, and I'm having trouble getting over the hump of inertia.
Teen Wolf, The Light in the Woods, by DiscontentedWinter
Apr. 17th, 2026 12:17 pmPairings/Characters: Stiles Stilinski/Derek Hale
Rating: PG
Length: 12K for the first story; 35K for the 5 stories series
Creator Links: DiscontentedWinter on AO3
Theme: Arranged Marriage
Content Notes:
Canon-typical violence
Summary:
To honour a treaty with the people of a strange land, Derek Hale, prince of the kingdom of Triskelion, has to marry Stiles.
Reccer's Notes:
A beautifully lyric and almost mystical work about an arranged marriage between Prince Stiles and Prince Derek where they have never met before the wedding and do not speak each other's language. What could have been either slapstick or tragic turns beautiful in DiscontentedWinter's hands... she shows us the beauty in learning about others and how the power of belief can stop armies.
The additional stories expand the world-building and show how two very different peoples can learn to live together.
Fanwork Links:
The Light in the Woods On AO3
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Thursday Recs
Apr. 16th, 2026 08:34 pmDo you have a rec for this week? Just reply to this post with something queer or queer-adjacent (such as, soap made by a queer person that isn't necessarily queer themed) that you'd, well, recommend. Self-recs are welcome, as are recs for fandom-related content!
Or have you tried something that's been recced here? Do you have your own report to share about it? I'd love to hear about it!
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Apr. 16th, 2026 07:59 pmI mean, it is sort of an open question though: early Pernese culture, potential paradise or libertarian cult? I do think McCaffrey knows that the colonist's blissful vision of If Everyone Has Enough Land For Themselves We Can All Just Be Chill And Not Actually Bother Society-Building is doomed to some degree of failure on account of bad actors, even before it's interrupted by Thread. She could have just made it a book about dealing with Thread and developing dragons about it, and it would probably be a better book if she did, but she's so grimly determined to put some bad actors in just to demonstrate she knows they exist. This at least is my theory of how we got Evil Sexy Avril Bitra, perpetrator of history's most inexplicable heist. "If I go on this fifty-year mission, I can steal some diamonds, steal an escape pod, launch myself back out into space, and get picked up back in a society that's moved on a hundred years from the one I left! Probably they'll still want diamonds and I'll re-adapt just fine!"
So, I can understand, I guess, why Avril Bitra. I don't understand and don't think I will ever understand why Avril Bitra's narrative foil is a would-be tradwife who nonconsensually aphrodisiaced her way into marriage with a man who has never shown any romantic interest in anything except cave systems and then spent the next eight years making a shocked Pikachu face about the fact that he continued to not be all that into her. Why is Sallah Telgar's plot in this book? What is it doing here? Why is Avril Bitra evilly torturing Sallah on the spaceship given so much page space and weird psychosexual intensity when literally nothing about this plot actually impacts the colony's situation IN ANY ACTUAL WAY? I thought a reread would leave me less confused about all this than I was when I was ten and in fact I think it did the opposite. Anne, please ... you must have had some thoughts about this, thematically, structurally ... I'm coming to you, hat in hand, asking for answers.
I do think it's very funny that in the years between 1968 and 1989 Anne McCaffrey decided that it was a bit embarrassing that she'd built biological differences into her dragons such that the queens don't breathe fire, and decided to blame it on the fact that the dragons were genetically designed by an Extremely Traditional Chinese Grandma instead. Is it also racist? Yes, extremely. But if we start talking about all the unfortunate well-meaning racism in Dragonsdawn we'll be here all day and I don't have that much day left. Racism aside I did find myself unexpectedly somewhat moved by the subplot I did not remember at all in which Kenjo Fusaiyuki, a guy who has made a Profound Mistake in moving to an isolated colony planet that's dedicated itself to being low-tech and abandoning spaceflight, desperately hoards fuel for as long as possible to put off the time when he will have to at last give up for good and all the thing he loves most and is best at in all the world.
And you know who could've saved Kenjo Fusaiyuki's life, if she had stopped to help the two guys Avril Bitra clonked on the head instead of uselessly pursuing her into space? YES, IT'S ANOTHER SALLAH TELGAR CRIME. Sallah Telgar, you have so much to answer for.
Round 186 Theme Poll
Apr. 16th, 2026 08:36 amPick the next theme of fancake:
Collaborations & Remixes
22 (27.8%)
Journey/Travel
34 (43.0%)
Whump
23 (29.1%)
In which there are a pun, handmade artisanal fun, and a badger in a bun
Apr. 15th, 2026 01:26 pm- Previous reading quote: "Asked about his sloppy appearance, Pollard responded simply that he had become engrossed in a 'gorgeous edition of the Arabian Nights' and 'just couldn't find time to undress and go to sleep'."
Occasionally I amuse myself by asking google's AI to find a quote and the responses are often hilariously wrong: "This anecdote refers to Alfred William Pollard (1859–1944), a renowned British bibliophile, librarian, and scholar who worked at the British Museum. The quote is a description of him in his 'unregenerate youth' while studying at Oxford." Which is wholly untrue and especially funny because the non-AI google result correctly gave a closely related source text, but then the AI unnecessarily invented some unrelated rubbish. :D
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- Film: The Magic Faraway Tree, 2026, by the Paddington people, from the children's fantasy book, 3.5/5.
A confection of brain candy but remember that too much sugar causes rot so "Don't be greedy!"
- Film: Project Hail Mary, starring Ryan Gosling, 2026, from the science fiction novel by Andy Weir, 5/5, warning for flashing lights.
Text [spoiler, obv]: human women always betray men whether that's leaving for another man or abducting them onto a suicide mission in deep space.
Also text [spoiler, obv]: white USian guys will literally make friends with a whole alien species before their fellow humans, lmao.
Subtext: [redacted for cynicism]. A perfect movie of its type but not a good me-view.
- Analyze this: does anyone have a burning urge to try dream interpretation? I usually have dull dreams that merely repeat daily activities, but I recently had a vivid dream in which I was cutting a large cake with an extremely sharp knife when I accidentally injured the foot of a badger (!) that was hiding under the cake (?!). Clearly my subconscious was having a moment. Answers on a postcard addressed to "Post a new comment". :D
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I don't need to be faster than the bear. I need to be faster than you.
Apr. 14th, 2026 05:58 amMe: I have seven adblockers, four anti-trackers, and a multi-container app to keep my email, shopping, casual browsing, and professional activities separate. It's been ten years and the panopticon still doesn't know I quit drinking.
it's always good to make new friends!
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April 13th, 2026: EXCITING UPDATE to YESTERDAY'S COMIC: it may not be a Saved By The Bell RTS, but we do have a Gilmore Girls tactical turn-based strategy game! Thank you Dr. Octorocket for bringing this to my attention!! – Ryan | ||
Fling Into Spring! - 8 Dresses for AF
Apr. 13th, 2026 01:24 am
Florals? For spring? Yes! And stripes.
Here's some recolours of Skell's Elite Summer Dress mesh. They're perfect for finally shedding that winter coat far too early and getting a bit too cold an hour later (oh, spring weather...), but they're still nice, regardless. Four are striped for that 2011 girl's trip realness, and four are floral, for more current girl's trips. All of them have sandals, and are available as Everyday and Formal.




Get them here! Mesh by Skell included.
Hockey RPF: You're the One That I Want by thehoyden
Apr. 13th, 2026 12:16 pmCharacters/Pairings: Sidney Crosby/Evgeni (Geno) Malkin, Alexander Ovechkin, Shea Weber, Joe Thornton
Rating: Explicit
Length: 15,934
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply
Creator Links: thehoyden on AO3
Themes: Arranged marriage, First time, AU: royalty, Secret identity
Summary: It’s actually his father who suggests it.
“Take the rest of the summer for yourself,” he says. “Do something fun.”
“Fun,” Sidney repeats blankly.
Reccer's Notes: I'm into hockey fics now! This is a classic, already reccd here ages ago and worth revisiting. It's a royalty AU with added hockey, which is where Sid meets Geno. There's a fun, hot and charming initial romance, then Sid has to get on with his life of obligations, including the frustrating search for a suitable royal-lineage husband to cement political ties. Ultimately, love wins, of course, and it's a satisfying, well written story.
Fanwork Links: You're the One That I Want (locked to AO3)
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Apr. 12th, 2026 09:05 amIf you'd forced me to describe what I expected from this show, I would have hazarded something like 'Tana French book, adapted as a ballet?' Not at ALL correct. The cold case is not a mystery, not full of twists: we've got one detective, one suspect, one victim, one piece of land (and one ambiguously metaphorical donkey.) The ninety-minute show begins with a series of projected documents explaining the history of Irish Land Dispute Murders before establishing a more-or-less regular pattern: short interrogation scenes between the detective and the suspect, interspersed with bursts of emotion and memory, some dramatized and some in dance.
Sometimes -- often -- this worked extraordinarily well. The land under dispute is represented, personified, by a dancer in a ghillie suit who slithers in and out of the central interrogation/morgue table* like a giant muppet, or the Swamp Thing and dances a violently romantic duet with the suspect -- and it could have looked so silly, as I'm describing it it sounds silly, and instead it was haunting and evocative, perfectly elucidating the narrative themes of the show while also just being a gripping and powerful piece of performance.
*remarkable piece of set design, that table; afterwards we all agreed it was the hardest-working table in show business
Other times, the balance felt a little off; the dialogue would tell us something and then a duet would be danced and I'd think, well, you didn't need to tell us both ways, one or the other would have worked fine. Or I'd start to admire the dialogue for its spareness in suggesting the complexity of a dynamic -- who's from here, who isn't, who has rights to land, who doesn't, what's worth punishing on behalf of the community, what isn't -- and then it say it again more explicitly and I'd be like, well, okay, but you didn't have to. What I'm saying is that I think the show probably could have been just as powerful at sixty minutes as at ninety minutes. But I wasn't at all unhappy to be there for ninety minutes! I was compelled the whole time! If the show sometimes told me things about the situation more times or more explicitly than I needed to hear them, it did an admirable job of not telling me what to think about them, and trying to decide what I did think about them left me plenty to occupy my mind.
A lot of the creative team seem to have a history with Punch Drunk and have worked on Sleep No More explicitly, and it was interesting for me to compare/contrast -- the style of expressive choreography is notably similar, but Sleep No More is a piece of theater that has almost no dialogue, that draws a lot of its power from being oblique and ambiguous to the point of fault. Finding that exact right point of convergence for dance and theater seems to be an ongoing challenge and point of interest for the people coming out of the Punch Drunk school and I'm very curious to see other explorations of it.
The case of the missing notifications
Apr. 11th, 2026 11:58 pmI keep forgetting to post about this: we've been troubleshooting the "missing notifications" problem for the past few days. (Well, I say "we", really I mean Mark and Robby; I'm just the amanuensis.) It's been one of those annoying loops of "find a logical explanation for what could be causing the problem, fix that thing, observe that the problem gets better for some people but doesn't go away completely, go back to step one and start again", sigh.
Mark is hauling out the heavy debugging ordinance to try to find the root cause. Once he's done building all the extra logging tools he needs, he'll comment to this entry. After he does, if you find a comment that should have gone to your inbox and sent an email notification but didn't, leave him a link to the comment that should have sent the notification, as long as the comment itself was made after Mark says he's collecting them. (I'd wait and post this after he gets the debug code in but I need to go to sleep and he's not sure how long it will take!)
We're sorry about the hassle! Irregular/sporadic issues like this are really hard to troubleshoot because it's impossible to know if they're fixed or if they're just not happening while you're looking. With luck, this will give us enough information to figure out the root cause for real this time.



