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I AM AMPLY SUGARED RIGHT NOW

I AM UNUSED TO THIS AS I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A SWEET TOOTH AT ALL

but there was a party at which there was somewhat of an overestimation in the provision of desserts

and we brought home so much cake that was going to be thrown out if nobody took it away

and it's going to go stale if I don't make my best effort at it

I am all chocolatey and sticky to the gills, it is really nice cake

but I could really go for some lettuce leaves or something tomorrow

so
much
caaaake

send help