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For the last week or two I've been gradually running low on deodorant and intending to buy deodorant, and now I'm absolutely completely out of deodorant and still haven't bought deodorant, because the time most convenient to buying deodorant, when I'm near shops that are open, is after I've finished work, which is when I smell exactly like someone who's been doing hard physical work for five hours in a polyester uniform shirt, deodorant or not. I feel some aversion to going into a shop to buy deodorant while smelling bad. It just doesn't seem like the done thing, to go around buying deodorant because you need it; I should appear to be buying deodorant I don't need so that I can decorate my dressing table with the bottle while being fresh as a daisy all day long with no outside assistance.

Ah well. Baking soda has many uses.