I did have a lot of procrastinating fun, hunting up apple variety names. :^)

The poor apple expert was a nervous wreck when he finally got to go home.

Oh, just remembered. A while back someone who'd read my fic told me that an article about Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow in Avengers) said if she was an apple she'd be a Northern Spy and they thought the article writer must have read my fic. :^)